Game Show Buffs Pillows

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Dreams I have had...

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

E=Emcee Squared

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Waiting For Superman

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Pop star weather report.

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'