Game Show Buffs Prints

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Can't Touch This

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Senior Jeopardy!

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"If you're such a great Doctor, how come you're not on Chicargo hope or ER?"

Can't Touch This

E=Emcee Squared

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"And here are today's categories...."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'So, what's it gonna be? Are we gonna watch a good cop show tonight, or a bad cop show?'

Leonard Nimoy

'I wasn't going to destroy their country until they introduced me to the cast of 'Jersey Shore'.'

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Pop star weather report.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

Bob Monkhouse

Waiting For Superman

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'