Game Show Geeks Gifts

"I'll have a vole, please Carol"

"And here are today's categories...."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Eldrow

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

Can't Touch This

E=Emcee Squared

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Bob Monkhouse

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Love Bites: The Dating Game - "No, he loves me more!"

Pandemic Jeopardy

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

'OK, you've got your problems. Now, you can keep them and walk away - or trade them with whoever's behind door number one, two or three.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Hi! My name is Dr. Jenkins and welcome to 'This is your disease'."

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

Gameshows before the invention of the wheel. (Square of Fortune).

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

Robert the Brucie.