Game Show Guru Gifts

'...Then we have the intelligence test. If we find any, you're out.'

Noel Edmonds.

"Contestants, you have thirty seconds, two hundred and eighty characters, and an unfamiliar topic - can you find a way to make it all about you?"

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Bob Monkhouse

'I've invented the game show.'

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

"Millard, this is a side of you I've never seen before. . . you actually LIKE game shows, don't you?"

Robert the Brucie.

"And now, to explain the format for tonight's political debate..."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"To save time, Dr. Nuclear, we ask that you stop following every correct answer with a bout of maniacal laughter."

'I've discovered a use for your invention - a TV show entitled 'Wheel of Fortune'.'

'... and then this REALLY rude woman said, 'You are the weakest link - goodbye', and it all kicked off.'

"So when do we visit the Kent coast for our next convention? Please vote Deal, or no Deal."

King Solomon goes on "Jeopardy!"

Nicholas Parsons RIP

'And the $64,000.00 question is: Can you spell Qathafi's name?'

'And tonight - how many viewers can we deceive in two hours?'

'I can't believe I flunked! -- I always do so good when I watch game shows!'

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Andy Hamilton

Phone Quiz - Your Chance of Winning Is: A A Cat in Hells, B A Cat in Hells, C All of the Above.

'This is a smart TV - it only switches on for Mastermind.'

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

'Exams are not like they were in my day.'

'I've won back all the money I lost on premium rate phone calls.'

"Angry or Hangry?

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

Family Judging the Family Feud

Showbiz Awards

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!