Showbiz Guru Gifts

'So, apart from the literary reference, that's it, is it?'

'That's the best advice you got? There's no business like show business?'

Showbiz Awards

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Time Machine Collision

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Succession 2

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Music Hall Dancers

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Toenail clipping missile.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"You can stop any time, sir. I've already told you I'm not wearing a body camera!"

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Boarway Show

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

Live the Dream!

"It's not easy being green…"

"Looks like Broadway's back."

"You may now phony show-biz kiss the bride."

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'