Stand-up Guru Gifts

Looking for a memorable gift for a stand-up comedy enthusiast? Our curated selection of humorous items is perfect for the aspiring jokester or seasoned comedy pro. From clever mugs to quirky t-shirts, find something that tickles their funny bone and celebrates their love of comedy. Surprise your stand-up guru with something that makes them smile every day—because humor is the best gift of all.

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"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead." mockup

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

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They hated me.

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Snowprov

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"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking." mockup

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

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"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault." mockup

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

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'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?' mockup

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

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"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer." mockup

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

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Presentation skills.

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'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.' mockup

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

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It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody. mockup

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'" mockup

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

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Never pick a fight with a comedian. mockup

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

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"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are." mockup

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

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"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative." mockup

"You've tested positive for being awesome. Just kidding - it was negative."

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"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation." mockup

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

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"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like." mockup

"There will be a Q&A...but in this era of Trump I will be insulting anyone whose questions I don't like."

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'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.' mockup

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

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Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..." mockup

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

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"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..." mockup

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

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"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'" mockup

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

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'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!' mockup

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

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"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience." mockup

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

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Nick Offerman

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"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!" mockup

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

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'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?' mockup

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

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'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?' mockup

'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'

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'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.' mockup

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

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'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...' mockup

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

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"My husband wanted me to get a boob job, so I became a stand-up comedian."

"My husband wanted me to get a boob job, so I became a stand-up comedian." mockup

"My husband wanted me to get a boob job, so I became a stand-up comedian."

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'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

'You said to come back once I got my act together.' mockup

'You said to come back once I got my act together.'

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Chicken: the one-man show

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'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.' mockup

'His dad was a standup. He's a quip off the old block.'

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Stand-up Guru Gifts Collection

Stand-up Guru Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for stand-up enthusiasts and comedy fans. Find the ideal humorous mug to brighten their mornings.

Stand-up Guru Pillows

Relax with pillows that feature comedic designs. These cozy decor pieces are great for bringing laughter into any room.

Stand-up Guru Prints

Decorate with prints inspired by stand-up comedy. Add some humor to their walls and celebrate their love for laughter and performance.

Stand-up Guru T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts designed for stand-up comedy lovers. Find the perfect humorous tee to showcase their love for the craft.