Showbiz Whiz Gifts

"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"

'He was offered a role in a sitcom and has the potential to be a successful child actor. We've already set up a legal defense fund.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

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"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"According to your resume, you've done just about everything except ever having a job."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

Toenail clipping missile.

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

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'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'You're hired. Go figure.'

An overachieving headless chicken.

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'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

Magic Accident

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'Well, Dad, you said for us to use our initiative to make money so we went into the worm business.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"Yes, Your Honor, I'm Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

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