Showbiz Sage Gifts

"I have no head for show business."

"Frankly, nowadays people just want to forget."

British savings accounts

Showbiz Awards

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

Twitter censorship

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Music Hall Dancers

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Toenail clipping missile.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'We had to donwsize.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"