Sports Sage Gifts

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The Other Cooperstown

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I love fast break business success."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Pessimists v Optimists.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Marketing hired a golf pro as our spokesperson. Finally, we've got someone on the ball around here."

'Are you blind ref?'