Health Sage Gifts

"I'm afraid it's your body, Mr. Haskins."

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Climate Summit

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

It's the biofuel generation.

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

The oil trap.

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"Aways the victim."