Patient Sage Gifts

Searching for a gift for the patient sage in your life? Our collection honors their calm demeanor, wisdom, and creative spirit with charming mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that reflect their tranquil and insightful nature. Whether they’re a mentor, a creative soul, or simply wise beyond their years, find a gift that celebrates their unique qualities and brings a peaceful smile to their day.

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"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it." mockup

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger." mockup

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

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"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'" mockup

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

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Wikipedia...

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"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album." mockup

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

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"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?" mockup

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

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'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.' mockup

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

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'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?' mockup

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

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Music producers.

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Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.' mockup

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

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One way only.

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'Bored?'

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'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.' mockup

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

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"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine." mockup

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

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Computer spying.

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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,' mockup

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

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"Do I look like a wise man to you?" mockup

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

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"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization." mockup

"Dehumanization, maybe, but not depersonalization."

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'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!' mockup

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

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Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?' mockup

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

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"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar." mockup

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

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"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man) mockup

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

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A feast in a hospital bed.

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Why god isn't listening...

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The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

The past only looks good when you're living in the present. mockup

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

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'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

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'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!' mockup

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

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"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

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If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales? mockup

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

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Patient Sage Gifts Collection

Patient Sage Mugs

Looking for more calming and wise mugs? Explore our collection perfect for your patient sage's mornings and moments of reflection.

Patient Sage Pillows

Find pillows that bring serenity and creative spirit into any space, ideal for your patient sage’s home or office.

Patient Sage Prints

Browse our inspiring prints that honor wisdom, patience, and creativity—ideal for decorating and inspiring your tranquil soul.

Patient Sage T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that embody wisdom and patience—perfect for your creative, calm friend or loved one.