Medical Sage Gifts

'Always give a grave prognosis, my boy!...'

"I just don't know - Hipppocrates says one thing, Galen says another thing, and Vesalius says something entirely different."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Voltaire

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

Bishop with a crozier case.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?