Health Savvy Gifts

Stop smoking,instantly.

Hazmat suit

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

I'm trying to read your test results from urology, but their server can only stream them a little bit at a time.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Earth and the Coronavirus

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Running

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Wash your hands

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

AIDS prevention

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'