Health Savvy Pillows

Stop smoking,instantly.

Hazmat suit

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

Distance to avoid contagion

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Wash your hands

Earth and the Coronavirus

Running

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

AIDS prevention

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'