Supplement Savvy Pillows

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"I just..."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Protein Powder Irony

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'You're eating all the wrong food.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

Hazmat suit

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

For once, I'd like to order a non-soy-based tofu substitute. No more health food. I have Tofurkey.

"I'm all for having a cheat day while dieting. However, you may be taking it a bit too far."

"My advice about all the health foods you've been eating remember, living too long can kill you."

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."

Pigs are shocked by the fate of the piggy bank.

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'Calcium supplements: aisle three, bottom shelf.'

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

'He started acting like this about a week after beginning fish oil supplements,'

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

Vitamin D

"Each of these pills has the energy and nutrients equivalent to two kilos of eucalyptus leaves: Think of how much time you'll save every day..."

Vitamins

'I care about my family. That's why I take a supplement for iron poor blood.'