Supplement Savant Pillows

'One bottle of ginko biloba would do wonders for that guy.'

Vitamin D

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

The Tragedy of Prosperity

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"House red, sir?"

Piggy Bank ATM

Protein Powder Irony

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

'The forever stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now 44 cents. That's an annual apprciation of 2 which is more than you earned on your investment portfolio.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Always bought low.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

US Energy Consumption

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"

"Teeth cleaned. No questions asked."

Oil prices exceeding 105 dollars a barrel.

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

Wind Farm Association birthday cake with windmill candles

"The groomer used too much product."

"Something from the supplement cart?"

'Where the devil is all that solar heat we sored up last summer?'

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."

Scrooge and his piggy bank