Supplement Lover Pillows

'He was such a health nut. Died of all natural causes.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

Strive to win!

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

"Do you have a motorized one?"

Nutritional Supplements.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Protein Powder Irony

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'I've got a problem.'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

When I said to take a little regular exercise I didn't mean coming to see me every day.

No Strollers Allowed

"Wait, I signed up for the traditional yoga class."

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

Reindeer using maple syrup bucket as a toilet.

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'That sounds very troubling. Come sit, be at one with the universe. You could probably use the vitamin D.'