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Protein Powder Irony

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Only One Item or Fewer.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Too much Omega 3.'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Nutritional Supplements.

Artificial Isle

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

Bored Baker

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

"I eat cheap greasy food so I can save for my cardiologist bills in the future."

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'