Supplement Scientist Pillows

Make Your Own Fish Oil Capsules.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

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Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Too much Omega 3.'

Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.

Nutritional Supplements.

Protein Powder Irony

'It's good that you're taking vitamins... but you need to stop BUTTERING them.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Everything Smoothie

'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'Time for your One-a-Year vitamin supplement pill, dear.'

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'I need something that will raise my energy level but not my self esteem - I'm already full of myself.'

'Take more vitamins... Well maybe you shouldn't take so many vitamins.'

"It's extremely rare for anyone to suffer side effects from health supplements Mr Baxter. Just how much cod liver oil have you been taking?"

'You're taking too much of that clamshell calcium, Margaret.'

"And a piece of algae for Omega-3."

'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'

'Ok, I came up with a new name for my invention. Now it's called the cyclone cylinder!'

Smart drugs. 'Gee, duh, I don't know. Does it look like we have any in stock?'

'I can personally vouch for its potency, sir.'

'This snack is vegan. It's 100% artificial ingredients.'