"There's more to life than winning. There's losing - to deduct capital losses on your taxes."
Basketball Sage Gifts
Looking for a gift that combines basketball passion with a touch of sage advice? Our collection for the basketball sage features humorous and inspiring items that honor their love for the game and their wise perspective. Whether they’re a coach, player, or die-hard fan, these creative gifts will score high on thoughtfulness and fun. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because, they make a memorable gesture for anyone who combines basketball skills with a sage’s wisdom.
'Here's MY information highway!'
In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...
'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'
Wikipedia...
"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"
Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute
'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'
Two Players both holding the same cue.
One way only.
Pessimists v Optimists.
"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."
"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"
"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."
Psychiatrist interview an irrational number
"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."
Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope
Computer whisperer.
Sales Exit.
Jules Henri Poincare
Gawk
"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"
'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'
"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."
"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."
"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"
Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.
"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."
'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'
This one needs re-booting!
"Welcome to the wise man on the mountain. My advice is now automated so listen carefully for your menu options. To continue in English press 1 now. For the meaning of life press 2 now..."
Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'
'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones!'
"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."
"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."
Basketball Sage Gifts Collection
Basketball Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of basketball-inspired mugs for the basketball sage. Find the perfect humorous or wise design to brighten their mornings and keep the game close at heart.
Basketball Sage Pillows
Find our comfy basketball-themed pillows that combine humor and inspiration. A thoughtful gift to add a playful touch to their favorite space.
Basketball Sage Prints
Check out our inspiring basketball prints that celebrate the wisdom and energy of the game. A great way to motivate and decorate at the same time.
Basketball Sage T-Shirts
Discover our humorous and stylish basketball t-shirts perfect for the basketball sage. Show off their love for the game and their wise insights with every wear.