Snooker Sage Gifts

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

Snooker Golf.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Pessimists v Optimists.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Snooker.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Birds cue ball escape.

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

Golfer Snooker.

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

"There's more to life than winning. There's losing - to deduct capital losses on your taxes."

Did you have to bring your chicken?

'I expect he wishes he'd bet differently now...?'

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

Alex Higgins

"If you don't want to know the score..."

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'