Strategist Sage Gifts

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

"I make money, therefore I am."

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

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