Sage Advisor Gifts

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The day the stock market went UP.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Your test results are back. We're going to have to remove your appendix and your wallet."

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"I make money, therefore I am."

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

SWOTs

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

'Today the Dow finally outpaced the Jones.'

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

"I recommend our 'wild' expectations be downgraded to 'great.'"

"Before we decide that TV is dead, can someone tell what digital marketing is?"

"Things are getting desperate...we have to do something!"