Sage In Training Gifts

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Music producers.

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"I'm bad with languages. The only foreign sounding phrase I know is crack-a-brewski."

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

"If you don't want to know the score..."

Jesus Saves