Basketball Sage Mugs

"There's more to life than winning. There's losing - to deduct capital losses on your taxes."

'Here's MY information highway!'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

One way only.

Pessimists v Optimists.

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Computer whisperer.

Sales Exit.

Jules Henri Poincare

Gawk

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

Scientist looking down a microscope is being looked down a microscope by god.

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

This one needs re-booting!

"Welcome to the wise man on the mountain. My advice is now automated so listen carefully for your menu options. To continue in English press 1 now. For the meaning of life press 2 now..."

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

'If you think they're confused now, just wait till they start digging up dinosaur bones!'

"What we originally thought was a space-time wormhole, turned out to be a close-up of a 3/8 inch machine bolt."

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."