Celebrity Culture Guru Gifts

Oprah Winfrey

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Time Machine Collision

Meanwhile in Hollywood

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Little Red Riding Carpet

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'Has Oprah ever been married?'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

You know how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are known as "Kimye," and Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are known as "Branjelina"? I think we should combine "Lance" and "Gloria" into either "Lania" or "Glance." What do you think? I think I won't be needing a menu now, as I'll be busy gagging.

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

George Clooney Machine

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

The sunglasses.

Ringo Starr

Nick Cave

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Snow White and her Seven people.

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

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Amanda Seyfried

Justin Timberlake

Bette Midler

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

John Stride

“So let me get this straight: George Clooney isn’t your leader?”

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

W.C. Fields