Entertainment Guru Gifts

'How long is this 'walk of fame'... We're into reality stars now.'

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

Succession 2

I've seen an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes. What on earth are you talking about, little buddy? I watched more than 80 movies last night on Hulu, for free. Are you talking about trailers? When it shows the beginning, middle and end, it's a movie.

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

Mime Glass Replacement Service.

How TV programmes are planned...

Showbiz Awards

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Time Machine Collision

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The sunglasses.

Musical genres

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

'OK, one more time. The first 'Star Wars' movie was 'Star Wars: IV'.'Star Wars:V' was the second movie...'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

School of journalism and politics.

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!