Tv Guide Guru Gifts

"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."

Showbiz Awards

'There's nothing on.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Succession 2

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Travel looks strong!

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"You're late."

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Robert the Brucie.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Reality Wagon Train

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

"Everything's commercial these days."

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

"Of course, you get two bags of peanuts."

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

The city is a nice place to visit, but you have to watch out for elevators.