Television Guide Guru Gifts

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Showbiz Awards

'There's nothing on.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Succession 2

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"What would you like to watch again?"

Travel looks strong!

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"You're late."

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

Robert the Brucie.

Reality Wagon Train

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"I want to be a Jockey."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

'How will I know when I've found my soul mate, Fang?'

Andy Hamilton

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

Everybody is having a great time! I'm more than just the party host --- I'm the master of my fete!

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

"Angry or Hangry?

"What!?"