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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Showbiz Awards

'There's nothing on.'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Succession 2

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Travel looks strong!

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"What would you like to watch again?"

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

"You're late."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Robert the Brucie.

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."

Reality Wagon Train

"I want to be a Jockey."

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

"Of course, you get two bags of peanuts."

"Everything's commercial these days."

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

"Angry or Hangry?

"What!?"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'