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"I never watched him at eleven-thirty-five and I didn't watch him at ten, and now, once again, I won't be watching him at eleven-thirty-five."

Showbiz Awards

'There's nothing on.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Succession 2

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Travel looks strong!

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"You're late."

"Have you packed everything into your smartphone?"

'Anything good on tonight?'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Reality Wagon Train

Robert the Brucie.

"If I promise to come back serval times, can I get the group rate?"

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

"Everything's commercial these days."

'It's just that simple. So act now and start barking up the 'right' tree.'

"Of course, you get two bags of peanuts."

"Angry or Hangry?

'New style judiciary' Is that your final answer?

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"What!?"