Television Programming Guru Gifts

'Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!'

Showbiz Awards

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Succession 2

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

'Have your people facebook my people.'

Corp H.Q. In the corporate world, do you it's what you know or who you know? Neither, it's what you know about who.

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Developing links within business.

School of journalism and politics.

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"We're being accused of talking down the economy...I want the idea looked at on pages 1,3,6 and 7 with a colour spread in the supplement."

'This network's news program has been unfairly charged with having a left leaning bias.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Robert the Brucie.

Nicholas Parsons RIP

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Andy Hamilton