Television Programming Guru Mugs

'Look at the size of this gas bill - you'll have to get rid of some of those celebrity chefs!!'

Showbiz Awards

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

Succession 2

"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'I saw it as a networking opportunity.'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Developing links within business.

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

'I guess this marks the beginning of the prin-ting dynasty!'

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

School of journalism and politics.

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'This network's news program has been unfairly charged with having a left leaning bias.'

Robert the Brucie.

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"We're being accused of talking down the economy...I want the idea looked at on pages 1,3,6 and 7 with a colour spread in the supplement."

Nicholas Parsons RIP

'Well, he's back from tech support.'

'There's someone here I'd like you to meet. He's very well-connected.'

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Politician with lots of address books