Tv Guru Mugs

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

That's Ernie's ecological niche.

'When TV networks hold pledge drives, you know the economy isn't in a good shape.'

Showbiz Awards

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Early Colour TV

The Modern Novel.

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

Succession 2

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Crocodile Selfie

Windows or Mac?

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"What? More deliveries? Man, I never should have leased out my cloud for data storage."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Old MacDonald had a data farm. AI AI O.

'From here I can monitor world stocks, or attend overseas teleconferences, unfortunately I can't get out though because the door's stuck.'

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

"Computer Help Line? I think something bad has happened to my hard drive!"