Tv Geek Mugs

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Television Readers.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Shakespeare was bisexual

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'There's nothing on.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"What the hell took so long?"

Early Colour TV

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You really need to think about getting glasses."