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Hamlet's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson Contemplates Show Business.

Succession 2

Mime Glass Replacement Service.

How TV programmes are planned...

Showbiz Awards

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Time Machine Collision

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

The sunglasses.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

Musical genres

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

School of journalism and politics.

"It's not easy being green…"

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

"When I was a teenager 'Saturday Night Live' had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman..."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Trustworthy Authority.

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"