Movie Guru Prints

'I've already seen this movie - eighty times! I'm a projectionist.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Gene Hackman

Showbiz Awards

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Succession 2

Musical genres

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

The sunglasses.

I've always been slower than computers...

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

Luke Sleepwalker...

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Pharmco Marketing Dept. We have an improved measles vaccine. How should we promote it? TV spots!

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

School of journalism and politics.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'The Phantom Menace' 'The Extremely Tangible Menace'

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"

"We're being accused of talking down the economy...I want the idea looked at on pages 1,3,6 and 7 with a colour spread in the supplement."