Cinematic Guru Prints

Liv Ullmann

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

Showbiz Awards

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

' A new idea '

Succession 2

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

The sunglasses.

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Musical genres

'I was headhunted.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"My loophole out-loopholes your loophole."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

School of journalism and politics.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

Now before I give you my report, I want you all to remember the word 'cycle'.

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

"We have finally achieved simplicity in our corporate organization."