Movie Guru T-Shirts

'I've already seen this movie - eighty times! I'm a projectionist.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Showbiz Awards

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Succession 2

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

The sunglasses.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

I've always been slower than computers...

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Musical genres

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Luke Sleepwalker...

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"Hey, it's me. I just sent you a text message responding to your e-mail saying that I should IM you."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

School of journalism and politics.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

I CAME. I FOLLOWED. I COMMENTED. I SHARED.

"And I can install the latest version of Microsoft as well as Word and 17 other applications!"