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Urban fox.

Film Noir / Film Bleu

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Musical genres

Showbiz Awards

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'She's so put together!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

Time Machine Collision

Keeping warm.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Geek fairies

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."