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Urban fox.

Film Noir / Film Bleu

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Musical genres

Showbiz Awards

Lennon and McCartney.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'She's so put together!'

"This next one's another oldie."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

ZZZZZZZ Top

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

A women in a shoeshop.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Time Machine Collision

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."