Genre Genius T-Shirts

"Film blanc."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Shampoo.

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

The Proust of Twitter

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Artist and Musician

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Musical genres

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Thumbing a Lift.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"