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'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Musical genres

Al Dante

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

Cartoon computer

covid mask - Lend me your ears

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Modern Day Hamlet.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

The Last Jerseys.

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"