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The 'Love Romance' section is next to the 'Hate crime' section in a bookstore.

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Welcome Spring.

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

'Super Dog'

Surf Casting

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."