Genie Collector T-Shirts

'We couldn't locate the fat gene, but we did discover the fat genie!'

Clown on bike.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Hay Rides $10

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

A crab with a utility knife claw

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Lavatory Waterfall

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Newest items from the cooler image

House sale.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

Med School Mascots.