Genie Collector T-Shirts

'We couldn't locate the fat gene, but we did discover the fat genie!'

Clown on bike.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Hay Rides $10

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Fossil record player.

A crab with a utility knife claw

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

House sale.

Newest items from the cooler image

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.