Book Genre Guru Gifts

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Stephen Spender.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Al Dante

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

Musical genres

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Mad Hatter's tea party.

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'Oh, I dunno. hat would you like to evolve into?'

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

Modern Day Hamlet.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

covid mask - Lend me your ears

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

Cartoon computer

The Last Jerseys.

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"