Graphic Novel Guru Gifts

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Graphic novels, Comics, Underground comics.

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Cartoon mafia street rub-out...

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

Cartoonists without Borders.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

ACME Balloon Company.

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

Let's Celebrate

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

He then drew a number of smaller pie charts behind the bigger chart. That helped to put it into perspective.

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."