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"Some creative criticism, hom: less Sophie Crumb, more Marjan Satrapi."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Victor Hugo

Billy. The Kid.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Cariactures

Thomas Mann.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Superheroes take a selfie

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

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"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Introducing...Anagraman.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'