Graphic Novel Lover Gifts

9/11 as Collateral Damage

The rioters with their spoils

'Actually, most of our profits went to expenses for all our bank name changes.'

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"When I was young, our novels were never graphic."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Cariactures

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Victor Hugo

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Moses separating his Laundry.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Television Readers.

No-Work Orange

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Silence of the Chickens...

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment