Graphic Novel Devotee Gifts

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 3

Victor Hugo

Cariactures

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Honoré de Balzac

Television Readers.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Iris Murdoch

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Spam in Hell.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

My Literary Influences

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Which one's yours?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"