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Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

Cariactures

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Honoré de Balzac

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Iris Murdoch

Introducing...Anagraman.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Spam in Hell.

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

My Literary Influences

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"Which one's yours?"